Mean One Grinch Pocket T-Shirt

The 'You're a MEAN ONE' tee is just too fun for words! 

On a Comfort Colors pocket tee. Unisex sizing. 100% ringspun cotton. See size chart for more details!

"The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there - on such short notice! Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn't allow it. 4:00, wallow in self-pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me—I can't cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing....I'm booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?"