The 'You're a MEAN ONE' tee is just too fun for words! 

 Unisex sizing. 100% ringspun cotton. See size chart for more details!

"The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there - on such short notice! Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn't allow it. 4:00, wallow in self-pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me—I can't cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing....I'm booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?"

Fit details: Grab your true street size for a fitted look, one size up for slouchy and two sizes up to wear super oversized with biker shorts. 

Sizing Guide:

Small: 18”L, 28”W 

Medium: 20”L, 29”W

Large: 22”L, 30”W

X-Large: 24”L, 31”W

XX-Large: 26”L, 32”W

XXX-Large: 28”L, 33”W

XXXX-Large: 30”L, 34W”