The Rachel to your Ross, the lobster to your lobster. If you don't have a lobster lover this year, no problem! Everyone loves a Joey!
Lobster: refers to the person of whom another is meant to be with forever. The term originated due to the fact that lobsters mate for life (at least, according to Phoebe). Add this tee to your collection! It features a screen grab of Ross and Rachel with text reading "You're my lobster."